Ask eris anything: The Advice Column Thread

[JaceSan]

Dear eris,

I have this horrible nightmare of being stuck in a wading pool full of peanut butter while fire ants shoot pen-cap projectiles at me.

What should I do?

-over the edge

[Branflakes]

Dear eris,

I've beaten and tortured the people you sent to harm me. Have you forgotten that I'm a ninja lesbian? I'm now comtemplating sending fire ants after you.

Any thoughts?

--Pissed Off Ninja Lesbian Posting Queen

[erisesoteric]

Originally posted by Jadian:
Dear eris

I've decided to become a therapist but my first patient seems to have run into you before. Should I worry about copyright infringement here?

- former timid lackey

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, that was you. Good heavens, they turn against you so quickly.

[erisesoteric]

Originally posted by JaceSan:
Dear eris,

I have this horrible nightmare of being stuck in a wading pool full of peanut butter while fire ants shoot pen-cap projectiles at me.

What should I do?

-over the edge

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">No spicy foods before you go to bed.

[erisesoteric]

Originally posted by Branflakes:
Dear eris,

I've beaten and tortured the people you sent to harm me. Have you forgotten that I'm a ninja lesbian? I'm now comtemplating sending fire ants after you.

Any thoughts?

--Pissed Off Ninja Lesbian Posting Queen

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Don't worry, I've got more lackies. And the more time you spend beating them up, the less time you spend posting.

[Branflakes]

Dear eris,

I've moved to a new secret location and plan on coming after you. Of course, this is as soon as I get my post count up. Do you think you'll be moving soon?

--Too Busy Posting To Be Pissed Off Ninja Lesbian Posting Queen

[crazy a]

Dear Eris,

Sexual activity involving fire ants: highly intense eroticism or just too much?

Curious

[erisesoteric]

Originally posted by Branflakes:
Dear eris,

I've moved to a new secret location and plan on coming after you. Of course, this is as soon as I get my post count up. Do you think you'll be moving soon?

--Too Busy Posting To Be Pissed Off Ninja Lesbian Posting Queen

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why would I? It's not like you know where I am now...

[erisesoteric]

Originally posted by crazy a:
Dear Eris,

Sexual activity involving fire ants: highly intense eroticism or just too much?

Curious

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">I would never tell anyone what they should do behind closed doors. It's up to you. If it feels right, do it!

[Branflakes]

Dear eris,

That's what I've let you think. So, should I change therapists? I think my current one is inexperienced.

--Still Plotting Posting Queen